Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Randomize
