wakey wakey hands off snakey
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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