i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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