I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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