Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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