I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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