I must be too annoying 4 u.
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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