Dual....:-)
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
My bed smells like the plague
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
