dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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