Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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