Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Your dad touched me again.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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