jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I can't put those talents on a resume
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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