Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
When are your genitals available?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
