No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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