Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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