No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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