Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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