The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
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