Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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