it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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