I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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