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My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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