just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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