You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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