Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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