we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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