walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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