As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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