She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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