Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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