I feel like I'm in dance class right now
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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