She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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