Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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