is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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