The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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