Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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