Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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