Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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