The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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