We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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