everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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