And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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