And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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