You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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