Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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