is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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