I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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