If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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