My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
