i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Is it because I queefed?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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