We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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