it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
