Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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