My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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