Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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