problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
We are two peas in an std pod
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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