That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
this hospital has no fireball
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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