I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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